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Shannon's Hot Takes
Hot takes...

Pineapple belongs on pepperoni pizza.
-Shannon
"I was a fan before it went mainstream."
-Me, talking about cottage cheese in 2023

Google ruined recipe sharing by forcing food bloggers to write 2500 word essays to build their SEO and now we all must suffer when we just want to know how long to hard boil an egg
Our Team.

They changed the recipe of butterfinger candy bars and ruined it.
Guy Fieri is a fascinating celebrity.
Seriously. His net worth is $70MM. He built his brand hyping up other people. He did not go to culinary school. He gets his kids involved in his businesses and shows. He knows every celebrity. He embraces being a meme.

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